Its Only Words...

[Chipchopper]

A woman looks at herself in the bedroom ans doesn't feel happy about what she sees.
"I look old, fat and ugly" she says to her husband, "I could really do with you paying me a compliment right now".
Her husband replies: "You have beautiful eyes 20/20 vision, I'd say"

[marval]

Ooh, what a nasty comment.

[DTCwordfan]

Specsavers to the fore.......