Had Enough.

[Patsy33]

I'm fed up with my boyfriend keep leaving me every weekend to go fishing, so I told him to sling his hook!

[mallyh]

that was a very barbed comment lol .

[Togo]

That's a reel shame..........what about his rod?

[Baldric]

Plenty more fish in the sea

[frugalfred]

Don't carp on about it. Eel soon be back.

[Baldric]

You'll have to cast your net and see if you can catch another.

[weecalf]

Don't chuck him trout ,he could be you bream of sunlight .Im an old romantic.. Salmon enchanted evening

[mallyh]

weecalf are you angling for a BA lol x

[mallyh]

or just fishing for compliments lol x

[Baldric]

You just cast him aside, how creel can you be, you old trout?
;o)

[mallyh]

oh that's below parr x

[Patsy33]

I feel cheated. I fell for him hook, line and sinker......

[Togo]

What ever floats your boat.

[Patsy33]

All he wanted to do was big up his tackle....

[Baldric]

Didn't have to weight long for that ^ did we?

[Patsy33]

So, if you're reading this Rod Catchpole, I've found someone with a bigger tackle! Hmm!

[aelmpvw]

perhaps you should look at it from his angle?

[weecalf]

Herring there are no roes between you I'd advise you do not Finn ish that would be rather shellfish as you sound like sole mates ..

[Patsy33]

I don't know weecalf, Cod! I've tried. I don't know why he's so keen on fishing, he's only ever caught crabs!

[weecalf]

Don't cast him out ,you could hit him with the priest but that would leave him gutted .

[Patsy33]

Fins aren't what they used to be. I might drop him a line....