Grimestone Cowboy....

[Chipchopper]

Whilst passing through Dallas recently, I met the wife of a cowboy, who was complaining bitterly about the huge pile of shirts that she has to iron for her husband.

Howdy-pressing is that??

[frugalfred]

She should be as happy as lariat the prospect. I know many a lasso would envy her.

[melv16]

A cowboy goes into a German car showroom and shouts Audi.....

[frugalfred]

Wasn't that in Austin, melv?

[melv16]

I'm going to Dodge that question, Fred.

[frugalfred]

I'm not a cad - I lack a sense of humour.

[frugalfred]

Why did the bowlegged cowboy get
fired?
Because he couldn't keep his calves together!

[marval]

A cowboy rides into town in the Wild West and shoot an artist.

The sheriff asks him, “Why did you do that?”

The cowboy says, “I thought he was going to draw.”

[frugalfred]

Why did the cowboy's car stop?

It had Injun trouble!

[marval]

Where do cowboys cook their meals?

On the range.

[Chipchopper]

must ang around here more often!

[aelmpvw]

this thread is full of punslingers

[Patsy33]

It's a wonder she hasn't begun-slinging them out...

[frugalfred]

What, all three of them? Him and his pair of chaps?

[Patsy33]

Looks like shes saddled with them...

[cupid04]

Did you hear about the queer cowboy?
He rode into town and shot up the sheriff!

[Patsy33]

There must be something about him that spurs her on...

[marval]

A visitor to a ranch says to a cowboy, “Wow,you sure have a lot of flies buzzing around your horses and cattle. Do you ever shoo them?

The cowboy says, “No, we just let them go barefoot.”

[Shaglene]

Two queer cowboys. One says 'yee-up'. The other say 'Yup.'