How?

[marval]

A police officer stopped a speeding motorist. "What's your last name?" he asked

The Polish man replies, "Zshertnotski-Scymbwuckcuk."

"How do you spell that?" The officer asked.


The Polish man replied, "With a hyphen."

[Tilly2]

That is funny!

[Hopkirk]

The police were actually looking for Prawo Jazdy.

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/europe/ireland/4732923/Prawo-Jazdy-Identity-of-Irelands-most-notorious-driver-uncovered.html

[DaisyNonna]

Polish man "Easily"

[DTCwordfan]

I had a salesman called Tobiasiewicz - he was known to us as a 'tub of schitt'