Never Been Kissed.
A woman takes her 15 year old daughter to the doctor. the doctor says"Ok Mrs
Jones whats the problem?"
The mother says "It's my daughter Mandy.She keeps getting these cravings,she's putting on weight,and is sick most mornings".
The doctor gives Mandy a good examination,then turns to the mother and says,"Well i dont know how to tell you this but your Mandy is pregnant-about 4 months would be my guess."
The mother says."Pregnant?!She can't be ,she has never been left alone with a man!Have you Mandy?"
Mandy says"No mother!Iv'e never even kissed a man!"
The doctor walked over to the window and just stares out it.About 5 minutes pass and finally the mother says"Is there something wrong out there doctor?" The doctor replies, "No not really,its just the last time anything happened like this a star appeared in the east and three wise men came over the hill.I'll be darned if i'm going to miss it this time!"