At The Butchers !

[Berniecuddles2]

" I bet my butcher £50 that he couldn't reach the meat on the top shelf. He said, "No, the steaks are too high." "

[zebo]

Afraid of falling on his rump maybe?

[Jackdaw33]

He was just kidney you.

[kawanabe]

Well..would you b risket?

[elliemay1]

He didn't have the heart to do it

[ducksie]

He was such a chicken really

[Jackdaw33]

Live and let liver, that's what I say.

[Dinapal]

Not a chump then!

[Zacs-Master]

I've been to that joint.

[Jackdaw33]

These puns are truly offal.

[elliemay1]

No need to grouse about them!

[Zacs-Master]

The shop is on the topside of town.

[Patsy33]

He should reduce the steaks then!

[Samjenko]

Hope you gave him the chop.

[Canary42]

Good game, good game.

[Baldric]

Sounds like Tripe to me!

[marval]

I bet he didn't mince his words.

[brainiac]

Tim Vine's solicitors have been notified, Bernie!

[Patsy33]

Who put the steaks there? Did he fillit?...

[elliemay1]

Ham sure that Tim Vine won't mind, brainiac!