mind a minute or two..let's clear the shed a bit..well the fridge ..beds...they have to stay..got to give 'em some relief from the chains..but those bikes can go....sorted !!
You could make Doris use that new fangled electric iron you bought her, Ael......bit of tin foil....hot iron and a good hard press.....nice flat cooked bacon.....x
Cold bacon and tomato, screeds of butter and good brown bread taken with a pinch of extra salt.....
Or hot and crispy, with crozzled fatty bits, screeds of butter and good brown bread, sometimes a gloopy egg or a skinny omelette.....
Either will do but I want one now!