Dream

[marval]

Two guys were sitting at a bar recounting their dreams from the night before.

"I dreamt I was on vacation," one man said fondly. "It was just me and my fishing rod, and this big beautiful lake. What a dream."

"I had a great dream last night too," said the second guy. "I dreamt I was in bed with two beautiful women and having the time of my life."

His companion looked over and joked, "You dreamt you had two women, and you didn't call me?"

"Oh, but I did!" insisted the second guy. "But when I called, your wife said you'd gone fishing."

[Patsy33]

He's a slippery eel!

[ExiledinNotts]

Patsy is this the right plaice for that type of remark ?

[Samjenko]

Hope it was the first bloke who caught something.

[percy1946]

As long as the second one didn't catch crabs !!!