Lottery
One day a wife comes home to her husband with a spectacular diamond ring.
"Where did you get that ring?" her husband asks.
"Well" She replied "My boss and I played the lottery and we won so I bought this ring with my share of the winnings!"
A week later the wife comes home with a new shiny fur coat
"Where did you get that coat?" her husband asks.
Again the wife explains she and her boss played the lottery and she bought the coat out of her share of the winnings.
The following week, the wife comes driving home in a new red Ferrari and yes you guessed it, it was bought with her share of the winnings.
That night, wife asks husband to run her a bath, she goes up to the bathroom and saw that there was barely any water in the bath, it just about covered the plug!
"What's this?" She asks.
"Well" husband replies "We don't want to get your lottery ticket wet do we!!?!?!!"