Have You Ever Had The Urge......

[gness]

....to throttle someone.....or maybe three people?....

I've been quite poorly so I decided to stay with the daughter for some cosseting.....I should have just gone straight there...I really should...but.....

The birders...Dave, S and J.......were going to Somerset for a couple of days so I thought....it's not far out of my way.....be nice to be with them for a day or two on my way south....

We are in a lovely B&B....and I booked the best room for me......it's a super room...except.....it's a warm day and the radiator is on full...but....if I turn it off the bathroom radiator makes a noise like the loudest braying, dying donkey on earth.....and only stops if I turn the radiator on full again....
I asked the others for advice....another mistake.....they think it's hilarious and worse still.....now, when I switch on the bathroom light, it flashes furiously...

Dave, S and J are now messing....I could use a ruder word.....about in my room trying to make what they call...the farting radiator.....fart in time with the flashing light.......Oh the things that please little minds.....

Birding tomorrow?.......No, I think I'll get up early and sneak off to Devon....... :-)

[Eleena]

Sounds like St. Trinians Gness, go with your urge :0)

[gness]

They've gone away, Eleena......I've shut the curtains and locked the door.....I may make them buy me dinner later.......x

[DTCwordfan]

I can't imagine Dave in a girl's school uniform, socks and plaits....the world wouldn't be ready, Elena.

[Eleena]

Lol Dt!! That made me chuckle!

[gness]

I dozed off and the noise started.......woke me up.......doing it all the time now so I have got "the man" in....he's never heard a noise like it.....but I did hear him trying to mimic it to his wife......

He's gone for tools now......I'm begining to think I'll give up on holidays...... :-(

[Patsy33]

Normally, I'm sure it would be funny gness... Make sure you sneak off to your daughter's tomorrow morning. Look after your health. Hope you feel better soon.xx

[anneasquith]

Get to daughters ASAP, and rest, bed,fluids, sleep .

[gness]

Thank you, ladies......very much on the mend from the mysterious illness......even managed half a G tonight...
Just to build up my strength you understand.....x

[Patsy33]

Magical stuff! Hope you get a good night's sleep without any strange noises in your room...xx

[237SJ]

I think that is known as a first world problem :-)

[jno]

more than that, 237SJ, making the radiator and light work in time is an Arts Council problem.

[Mamyalynne]

Hope you're fully better soon.x

[gness]

Thanks, Mamya......think I will head off to Devon early instead of wandering the woods......and Tony'll be relieved to know I'm not setting the alarm on the new phone...... :-)

[Mamyalynne]

He sure will.

[tonyav]

Thank gawd for that, I want a lie in tomorrow ;-)

[hellywelly4]

Hello gness. Was wondering how you are, do hope you're recovering now. Get off to your daughter's soonest and be cossetted. Why do you always have problems? You must start 'a book' - not like Mrs O's, just a record of your misadventures!!! Could be a best seller next Christmas.

[gness]

On the mend thanks, Helly........MrG had a very quiet and trouble free life....til he met me......I don't try.....I really don't......

I'm a calm and quiet person......but things just happen..... :-(