Why..

[Patsy33]

My wife came home from shopping with 4 crates of beer, 3 cases of wine, 1 litre of vodka, 2 litres of gin, a litre of whiskey and 2 loves of bread. I said, "Why so much bread?"....

[Berniecuddles2]

she would have got more bread but run out of dough!

[zebo]

To soak up the alcohol?

[Shaglene]

Alcoholic sandwiches..........

[Patsy33]

How do they expect to stay healthy eating all that bread?....

[Chipchopper]

I think she made a bloomer

[JJ109]

She should have used her loaf, I wrote "Rye" on her shopping list!

[marval]

Crumbs, I can't answer that.

[Tilly2]

Ice and a slice?

[DTCwordfan]

Crumbs...

[Bazile]

cos she 'loves' bread ?

[Patsy33]

She should've used her loaf....