Omg

[melv16]

I've just been chatting to a friend of mine who's an HGV driver.
He got caught short on the motorway, so he pulled over onto the hard shoulder, teetered down the embankment, pulled down his overalls and trousers and had a number two.
He got back to his lorry, sat down ...... Squelch...

[dannyk13]

Yuk!

[baza]

That story really is pants.

[Mamyalynne]

He's left his sarnies on the seat?

[wolf63]

spare breeks is what he needs

[Zacs-Master]

And an air freshener.

[elliemay1]

Forgot that he was wearing underpants?

[hc4361]

His underpants formed a hammock when he squatted :D

Hope he doesn't get done for illegally stopping on the motorway

[cupid04]

Should have gone commando

[Zacs-Master]

I think he broke Newtons turd law of motions.

[marval]

Yuk, hope he had some clean clothes with him.

[mallyh]

that reminds me of ....
theres something in my nappy
making me unhappy
it's big and brown
I can't sit down
it's running down my leggy
just like a boiled eggie
it's in my shoe
a lump of p@@

[hc4361]

There's something in my nappy
It's making me unhappy
It's big and brown
I can't sit down
Then I went to squash it
Now I have to wash it
It's no joke, the washer's broke!

[mikey4444]

Oh dear ! It has happened to me, and that is why I always keep a pack of that moist toilet paper in the boot.....they are awfully handy for wiping hands, and dog paws as well !

[Mamyalynne]

Wibble.

[Hopkirk]

If that happened to me, I certainly wouldn't be telling anyone about it.

[mikey4444]

I agree Hoppy....not a wise move !

[Sqad]

Well! well! well....all the threads and posts that have been removed from AB for all sorts of reasons and this childish, unsavory and distasteful thread has been retained and even contributed to by hitherto respected ABers.
I really do despair.

[TWR]

If you believe this tale your stupid.

[david small]

What sqad said....