Things Happen 3

[Caran]

When we got back to the marina we confessed to the damage to the boat. We explained it wasn't our fault as we were moored. I showed them the witness statement by a fellow boater and they said ok no charge and refunded our insurance deposit.

Later on our travels in car we stopped at a service area. I had to go to the loo. I now know what a cold bidet feels like. It flushed automatically 3 times while I was sitting. I was drenched, not a pleasant experience!

Anyway we are at a hotel in Caen tonight. Strangely called the Brit Hotel. Went out to a Chinese buffet tonight. Really good value, so much to choose from and only €11.80 each.

[tonyav]

Hang on, what was you doing sitting on a bidet. I thought they were for washing your feet ;-)
Never mind Caran you'll soon be home.

[anneasquith]

"" what was you doing sitting on a bidet ?" Toneeeeee .

[tonyav]

Well I thought they were for feet washing or beer coolers when on mediterranean hols, anne ;-)

[anneasquith]

Well I'm sure they are flip flop washers ?

[tonyav]

Yeah and those, anne.

[Caran]

Duuuhh! I was sitting on the loo! It flushed itself 3 times. I said I now know what it feels to use a bidet!!

[tonyav]

Ah but did you wash your feet in the bidet though, Caran.
Tony must get to Specsavers pretty quick.

[Caran]

There wasn't a bxxxxy bidet!!

[Caran]

I got drenched from a toilet that kept flushing itself!

[tonyav]

Alright Alright, Caran.
Tony should definitely get to Specsavers double quick.

[Chipchopper]

Does the bidet use face recognition ? ;-)

[Caran]

No a??e recognition!!!!!

[Hopkirk]

I hate those auto flush toilets, and surely it's worse for a man. You don't want your undercarriage washed without warning.