Tapeworm

[paddyk]

A guy walks into the doctors, complaining that he thought he might have a tapeworm. The doctor carried out a thorough examination, at the end of which he agreed with the patient's diagnosis. "Right" said the doctor "I want you to come back tomorrow to start your treatment, And I want you to bring a banana and a cookie"
The patient went along with the odd request and returned the next day with a banana and a cookie. The doctor said "Ok now drop your pants and bend over the table. This is going to hurt a bit"
So the patient drops his pants and bends over. The doctor peeled the banana and swiftly rammed it up the patient's a$$. Whilst the doctor consulted his watch, the patient danced around the room in agony.
"Right" continued the doctor "one minute is up and we must continue the second part of the treatment if we are going to get rid of that tapeworm". He asked the guy to bend over again and this time the doctor rammed the cookie up his a$$. The man winced. Then the doctor asked him to return the next day with another banana and another cookie.
This routine was repeated the following day. The doctor rammed in the banana, waited exactly one minute, then thrust in the cookie. What's more, he carried on the same treatment day after day, up went the banana, a minute's wait, and then up went the cookie
After a week of this, the doctor said "Tomorrow is the final day of your Tapeworm treatment. This time I want you to bring me a banana and a hammer.
"Not a cookie" asked the patient nervously."NO, a hammer" confirms the doctor. So the guy returned for his final day of treatment. He dropped his pants and bent over. The doctor shoved the banana up the man's a$$, looked at his watch and picked up the hammer. One minute passed, then 2 minutes, then three, four.
Finally, a little head poked out of the patient's a$$, "Where's my cookie ?"
WHACK !!

[Tilly2]

Awwww! Poor thing.

[Hopkirk]

That's two minutes of my life I won't have back.

[tonyav]

I don't get the measure of this joke.

[paddyk]

Awww Tilly. It's only a joke - the tapeworm didn't really get what was coming to him - he happily lived in the guy's colon for another 3 years until he succumbed to a particularly hostile Vindaloo !!