I Bought A Dog...

[Patsy33]

I bought a dog off a blacksmith today.
As soon as I got it home it made a bolt for the door.

[marval]

You need to lock it up.

[1ozzy]

Don't treat it badly or it'll make a spring for your neck.

[Zacs-Master]

Sounds unhinged.

[Chipchopper]

You need to bond with it, before you can forge a relationship.

[Patsy33]

The key is to solder on....

[Chipchopper]

He's probably doing some jobs around the garden