Body & Soul1 min ago
Signs Across The Fields.
A farmer is out in the field plowing with his tractor on a blistering hot day. A hydraulic line works loose and starts spilling fluid.
He stops the tractor and looks around for a pair pliers but can not find them. He is a long way from the barn and is trying to figure out how to get the pliers without walking all that way back.
Just then he sees his wife coming out of the house headed to the barn. The farmer starts jumping up and down waving his arms about his head, hollering and gets his wife's attention.
He puts both arms together to duplicate the pitch of the barn roof. Then makes a straight across motion with his one arm to try and imply a shelf. He then crossed both arm in front of his face and makes scissors motion. Then motions her to come to him. His wife nods and puts her hands on both breasts, then one hand on her crotch and one hand on her butt.
The farmer is having a fit and screaming, "NO! NO! NO!" Then gives the signals a second time. The wife responds the same as before with two hands on her breast, one hand on her crotch and one hand on her butt.
The farmer is really angry and starts towards the house kicking every clod he comes to and complaining about that damn dumb woman.
He finally gets close enough to speak, "What in the hell is wrong with you woman? I signaled you to get the pliers off the shelf in the barn and bring them to me!"
Her response, "You dumb old fool I signaled you that there was a pair in the box under your seat!"
He stops the tractor and looks around for a pair pliers but can not find them. He is a long way from the barn and is trying to figure out how to get the pliers without walking all that way back.
Just then he sees his wife coming out of the house headed to the barn. The farmer starts jumping up and down waving his arms about his head, hollering and gets his wife's attention.
He puts both arms together to duplicate the pitch of the barn roof. Then makes a straight across motion with his one arm to try and imply a shelf. He then crossed both arm in front of his face and makes scissors motion. Then motions her to come to him. His wife nods and puts her hands on both breasts, then one hand on her crotch and one hand on her butt.
The farmer is having a fit and screaming, "NO! NO! NO!" Then gives the signals a second time. The wife responds the same as before with two hands on her breast, one hand on her crotch and one hand on her butt.
The farmer is really angry and starts towards the house kicking every clod he comes to and complaining about that damn dumb woman.
He finally gets close enough to speak, "What in the hell is wrong with you woman? I signaled you to get the pliers off the shelf in the barn and bring them to me!"
Her response, "You dumb old fool I signaled you that there was a pair in the box under your seat!"
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