My Parents

[Patsy33]

My parents told me I was conceived after they got drunk on cheap Australian lager,
that’s how I discovered I’m a Fosters child.

[DTCwordfan]

Oh, Beck, that is bad.

were you a small baby, pint-sized?

[Berniecuddles2]

aahhh now i know why your nickname is tinny

[Berniecuddles2]

whats the difference between a pint of fosters and gnats pi$$ ......nothing!

[DTCwordfan]

Are you a Skinny Blonde? http://www.blondecreative.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/02/sexy-beer.jpg

[Berniecuddles2]

now thats a six pack worth taking home lol

[Chipchopper]

They couldn't give a XXXX