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Chipchopper | 11:16 Mon 14th Aug 2017 | Jokes
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Q, How do you coax a bear out of the woods ?

A, Leave a trail of cheese and then shout Camembert!
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Brielliant
11:28 Mon 14th Aug 2017
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????
11:26 Mon 14th Aug 2017
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Brielliant
11:28 Mon 14th Aug 2017
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Got it but sorry, poor
11:31 Mon 14th Aug 2017
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shout camembert then tread caerphilly
11:45 Mon 14th Aug 2017
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How do you coax a bear out of the woods ?

Steal it's porridge.
11:47 Mon 14th Aug 2017
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Q, How do you coax a bear out of the woods ?

A : Offer improved toilet facilities?
11:52 Mon 14th Aug 2017
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Leave a trail of honey
Then shout "Honey comb here"...
12:03 Mon 14th Aug 2017
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HaHa

What kind of cheese do you use to disguise a small horse?

Mascarpone.
17:21 Mon 14th Aug 2017
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Ee damn, that's funny.
17:26 Mon 14th Aug 2017
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Bears just love mangetout, so if you see him first man-get-out!
17:35 Mon 14th Aug 2017

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