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Berniecuddles2 | 16:28 Thu 31st Aug 2017 | Jokes
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My wife came home from work yesterday and asked me to console her.

So I hit her over the head with my Xbox.
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That's Atari bl joke.
16:29 Thu 31st Aug 2017
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I guess the make-up will lead to a blue video.....not on here though, mind you, as the Ed will suspend/ban you
16:29 Thu 31st Aug 2017
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That made me laugh! Thanks, Bernie.

I hope it was microsoft and didn't hurt too much.
16:30 Thu 31st Aug 2017
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i couldn't control myself
16:33 Thu 31st Aug 2017
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Did you go for a wii afterwards?
16:34 Thu 31st Aug 2017
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Sounds like a Sega.
16:36 Thu 31st Aug 2017
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she saw all colours of the spectrum
16:46 Thu 31st Aug 2017
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You wont be plugging your joystick in tonight then
16:48 Thu 31st Aug 2017
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No lol
16:49 Thu 31st Aug 2017
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I'm sure you didn't Nintendo hit her with it?
18:00 Thu 31st Aug 2017
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Y?
20:49 Thu 31st Aug 2017
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I'm sure she didn't nintend to.
20:53 Thu 31st Aug 2017
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We are all here, a veritable Dream cast.
20:54 Thu 31st Aug 2017
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Did she get your controller vibrating with force feedback?
21:00 Thu 31st Aug 2017
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sounds like a Sega - at cuddles age, more like a Saga.
21:06 Thu 31st Aug 2017

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