Daft Signs

[Barmaid]

Inspired by Sunny Dave's "good business names", how about a daft signs thread?

Here's a couple for starters - both seen on the back of vehicles. But dont limit yourself to vehicles.

A veg delivery van "No carrots are left in this vehicle overnight". (You can tell I live in the sticks)

Variation on a theme (seen on the back of a sewage lorry) "no stools are left in this vehicle overnight".

Over to you........

[tonyav]

Some interesting road signs.
http://www.msn.com/en-gb/lifestyle/travel/hilarious-road-signs-from-around-the-world/ss-AArSvSc?li=BBoPWjQ#image=1

[DTCwordfan]

zebo, we were the original Syrian refugees centuries ago, how else would the tin industry have been developed?

[marval]

http://www.guy-sports.com/fun_pictures/mall_bell.jpg

[Togo]

Seen on a builder's van in Hastings, "William The Concreter".

[Togo]

Local Baker's Van. No Pies are left in this Vehicle Overnight". True.

[gness]

I saw numerous signs around Rushden today saying.....

CLUCK OFF!

Seems the residents are protesting against a proposed very large poultry farm....x

[Sqad]

An advert for a well known laxative.

ARE YOU DEPRESSED ? HAS THE BOTTOM FALLEN OUT OF YOUR WORLD? ARE YOU CONSTIPATED?

Then take D******* and let the world fall out of your bottom.