I've Been Sleepwalking Again.......!

[Smowball]

Woke up to find , right next to the bed, the bathroom scales. On top of them was balanced a toilet roll, and on top of that was a liquid hand wash. Kind of a leaning tower of bathroom.....Mind you, last time I did this I woke up on the sofa at 6am - stark naked! And teen Smow had friends over for a sleepover! Imagine if one of them had come down for a drink?? Poor boy would have been scarred for life!!

[NoMercy]

I had an episode of sleepwalking in Cape Verde last November. I went out onto the balcony, squatted down and had a wee. When the OH asked what I was doing, apparently I told him to Foxtrot Oscar !

It took him a long time to convince me that it had actually happened.

[Smowball]

Omg it's not just me then! Lol

[NoMercy]

My mother went through a spate of attempting to go for a wee in the wardrobe - it's probably a familial thing...

[Zacs-Master]

(I bet alcohol was a factor too!)

[NoMercy]

And what do you base that assumption on, Zacs?

[Smowball]

That's the funny thing Zacs - I went to bed perfectly normally! Then woke up hours later and ....huh??

[NoMercy]

I went through a spate of it at the age of around 12 or 13. Do you suppose, Zacs, that alcohol was a factor then, too?

[Zacs-Master]

My own experiences may have coloured my opinion.

[Smowball]

My dad was a terrible (or brilliant!!)?sleepwalker! He once came into my bedroom when I was a child and wee'd in my wardrobe, thinking he was in the bathroom!!

[hereIam]

Hilarious thread ! I've never sleepwalked, but a man I was seeing once said I suddenly sat bolt upright in bed one night and shouted at the top of my lungs 'what's going on' and then got up an went to the bathroom - no recollection of it whatsoever .. !

[DTCwordfan]

Just after I got married, I once took all the books off the chest of drawers next to my bed and dropped them one by one on to the floor. The ex woke up and asked what I was doing. "It's so the books can't fall any further" was my logical half-asleep response.

I couldn't remember a thing next morning, got out of bed and nearly feel over them with a 'what the ef are these doing here?'

[gness]

I don't know about sleep talking, Smow but luckily I haven't been sleep walking since I moved here....
I do sometimes wake myself up talking and shouting though....

I once, in a dream, was rescuing somebody from the sea...she was in a barrel and I threw a rope and was shouting to other people to....
PULL!....PULL!
MrG heard.....PAUL! PAUL!......and woke me up to ask who the hell Paul was and why was I shouting for him!..... :-(

[Smowball]

Lol! Not just me then!

[sapelesam]

A friend of mine went one better than the wee in the wardrobe. I will leave it to your imagination.

[Smowball]

Omg no!!

[sapelesam]

OMG yes.

[Smowball]

Dear god lol

[sapelesam]

He did have the common decency to clear up when informed of his misdemeanour. This happened on my stag night when a few of us stayed at my best mans house the night before my wedding.

[Smowball]

Dear god lol!!

[gness]

Not sleepwalking...but peeing in a cupboard....
In the sixties I went to a party in my friend Paddy's big old flat....
I didn't drink so I was sober enough to notice that quiet a few of the rather drunk lads were peeing into a sack of potatoes in the cupboard in the hall....
A while later I asked Paddy what he'd done with the potatoes...

He'd bagged them up into smaller bags and sold them cheap to the neighbours... :-(