Will He....won't He?

[gness]

I'm donating some items to British Heart Foundation and they were to collect in the afternoon.
Just had a call from the collection chap to tell me he'll be with me at 8am!

I told him......that's fine.....but as I haven't seen 8am since I retired I'll put the key under the mat.....goods are in the hall and if he has time would he bring me up a cup of tea.....no sugar and a little milk.....

No problem, me duck....he replied....and we call at the cafe for bacon butties before we start...can I bring you one?

What a treasure...... :-)

[wolf63]

Is he the next Mr G?

[gness]

If he passes the good cup of tea test, Wolf......maybe... ;-)

[Baldric]

Poor bloke will be in the shed before he knows it ;o)

[Old_Geezer]

But is his heart really in it ?

[gness]

Not until he's handed over the bacon butty, Baldric....lord that's hard to say.... :-)

He sounded cheery and hearty, OG...x

[Buenchico]

Gness's perfect man:
https://i.pinimg.com/originals/4b/3a/ab/4b3aabd9dd5746f9ed098448782776c7.jpg

;-)

[gness]

Wow....wouldn't know where to start nibbling, Chris!... ;-)

[Islay]

So not so much breaking and entering as cooking and entering!!

[Buenchico]

I'm available for practice sessions, Gness ;-)

[gness]

As long as I don't have to do the cooking, Islay.... :-(

You're on, Chris....I'll bring a bottle......x

[albaqwerty]

did he?

spill the beans!! xx

[gness]

Well....he.....mmmmm....nope.....keep you guessing...... ;-)

[albaqwerty]

lol, ya devil !! xx

[aelmpvw]

gawd, doris is now complaining that she can't remember the last time she had a bacon buttie and a cup of tea in bed ...

[gness]

Just tell her to find something large to donate to The British Heart Foundation, Ael......that'll do it!.... ;-)

[aelmpvw]

i very much doubt if they'd be willing to take me ...

[gness]

And I'll bet she wouldn't let you go.......who'd surprise her with amazing Christmas presents then?...... ;-)