New Pillows

[Berniecuddles2]

I went to a Dunelm store for some new pillows.the assistant in the shop said " Have you heard about those new corduroy pillows? They’re making headlines"

[DTCwordfan]

http://www.funnycaptions.com/img/239385/lesson-learned-dont-order-pillows-from-ebay/

[Patsy33]

Haha... That creased me up!..

[Berniecuddles2]

Wow what a dream I've just had... I dreamt I ate a large marshmallow ..I can't find my pillow now !

[Patsy33]

I bet you're spitting feathers!...

[Berniecuddles2]

Watch out ....quick duck down!

[Chipchopper]

Yeah, I know!
My furrowed brow go's all the way round to the back of my head now!
I bought some memory foam pillows, thing is I can't remember where I left them.

[Berniecuddles2]

LOL

[Berniecuddles2]

I woke up with a face full of rice this morning.

I fell asleep as soon as my head hit the pilau.

[marval]

I went out to buy some goose feather pillows, but I found they were so expensive I couldn't even afford the down payment.

[Chipchopper]

Really,......I slept like a log last night, woke up this morning with my head in the fireplace...

[Patsy33]

Honestly, all this pillow talk.......