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Berniecuddles2 | 10:47 Sat 07th Oct 2017 | Jokes
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My girlfriend tried to make me have sex on the bonnet of her Honda Civic.

But if I'm going to have sex, it's going to be on my own Accord.
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mmm, Jazz hands?
10:55 Sat 07th Oct 2017
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Is there a Triumph in the making? so the Herald said.....
11:00 Sat 07th Oct 2017
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Afterwards I said"cor tina" that was good!
11:13 Sat 07th Oct 2017
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Leaf it out...
11:15 Sat 07th Oct 2017
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Lol Bernie 12.13!
It must've been exAustin Martin!.....
11:21 Sat 07th Oct 2017
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A girlfriend? Where did you intercept her.
11:24 Sat 07th Oct 2017
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Maybe it was a prelude to a marriage proposal?
11:28 Sat 07th Oct 2017
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Was she a little vixen?
19:26 Sat 07th Oct 2017

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