Festive Drinks Quiz - 5 January
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Nine Children!
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Shortly after having her ninth baby, an Irish Catholic woman runs into her parish priest.
He congratulates her on the new offspring and says, "Nine children is certainly a full house."
"Well," she replies, "I don't know how I get pregnant so often. It must be something in the air."
"Yes," says the priest, "your legs."
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An Irish woman went down to the Welfare Office to get aid.. The office worker asked her, "How many children do you have?"
"Nine," she replied.
"What are their names?" he asked.
Jamie, Jamie, Jamie, Jamie and," she answered.
"They're all named Jamie?" he asked.
"Yes, all of them are Jamie.
"What if you want them to come in from playing outside?"
"Oh, that's easy," she said. "I just call 'Jamie,' and they all come running in."
"And, if you want them to come to the table for dinner?"
"I just say, 'Jamie, come eat your dinner'," she answered.
"But what if you just want ONE of them to do something?" he asked.
"Oh, that's easy," she said. "I just use their last name!
"Nine," she replied.
"What are their names?" he asked.
Jamie, Jamie, Jamie, Jamie and," she answered.
"They're all named Jamie?" he asked.
"Yes, all of them are Jamie.
"What if you want them to come in from playing outside?"
"Oh, that's easy," she said. "I just call 'Jamie,' and they all come running in."
"And, if you want them to come to the table for dinner?"
"I just say, 'Jamie, come eat your dinner'," she answered.
"But what if you just want ONE of them to do something?" he asked.
"Oh, that's easy," she said. "I just use their last name!
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