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Voltage | 18:51 Mon 16th Oct 2017 | Jokes
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Found out recently that my husband had an affair with a midget.

I can’t believe he would stoop so low.
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Avatar Image Patsy33
I hope his knees are red raw!
19:46 Mon 16th Oct 2017
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Was he feeling bashful or grumpy when you found out?
19:48 Mon 16th Oct 2017
Avatar Image Patsy33
Yes, which one was he feeling? :-)
19:49 Mon 16th Oct 2017
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Bet it wasn't Happy.
19:52 Mon 16th Oct 2017
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Why did he find her attractive? She must have only reached his waist.
19:52 Mon 16th Oct 2017
Avatar Image Patsy33
She shared his love of belts?
19:59 Mon 16th Oct 2017
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Did you know the 7 dwarfs played golf?
They got their clubs from littlewoods!
20:11 Mon 16th Oct 2017
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I bet she's a midget gem.
20:13 Mon 16th Oct 2017
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"swing low, sweet chariot of desire."
20:17 Mon 16th Oct 2017
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You need to find out who put her up to it.
20:29 Mon 16th Oct 2017

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