On The Bus!

[Voltage]

A woman gets on a bus with her baby. The driver says: 'Ugh, that's the ugliest baby I've ever seen!" The woman walks to the rear of the bus and sits down, fuming. She says to the man next to her: "The driver just insulted me!" The man says: "You go up there and tell him off. Go on, I'll hold quasimodo for you."

[Patsy33]

That would give me the hump!

[tonyav]

Gawd, that would have rang my bell alright.