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Patsy33 | 20:44 Wed 18th Oct 2017 | Jokes
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I asked my Welsh mate how many sexual partners he's had,
he started counting then fell asleep.
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Where do you get virgin wool? From a sheep that can run faster that the shepherd.
04:20 Thu 19th Oct 2017
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Ewe's naughty
20:45 Wed 18th Oct 2017
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Im a bit woolly headed tonight Ozz...
20:48 Wed 18th Oct 2017
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People will flock to this joke Patsy.
20:50 Wed 18th Oct 2017
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There's some serious ramifications in that statement.
20:51 Wed 18th Oct 2017
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Hey mon, he only served de-boned lamb.
20:56 Wed 18th Oct 2017
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I bet he woke up feeling sheepish.
20:58 Wed 18th Oct 2017
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He felt baaaaaad..
21:07 Wed 18th Oct 2017
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I bet you've been dai in to tell that joke
04:04 Thu 19th Oct 2017
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What do you call a Welsh man with loads of girlfriends.
A shepherd!
04:06 Thu 19th Oct 2017
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Where do you get virgin wool?

From a sheep that can run faster that the shepherd.
04:20 Thu 19th Oct 2017
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What do elephants use for tampons?

Sheep..............
13:53 Thu 19th Oct 2017
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No No No Shaglene.
13:58 Thu 19th Oct 2017
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Australian comes across a farmer holding a sheep, are you shearing he asks, no, you've got to get you own replies the farmer.
14:00 Thu 19th Oct 2017

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