999

[Baldric]

Boy: *calls 999* Hello? I need your help!

999: Alright, What is it?

Boy: Two girls are fighting over me!

999: So what's your emergency?

Boy: The ugly one is winning.

[murraymints]

hmmmmm....;0)

[Patsy33]

I bet she's a knock out!...

[Shaglene]

You could always take the loser..........

[DTCwordfan]

sure you aren't punch-drunk this afternoon?

[Old_Geezer]

He will. They're fighting to foist him on the other.

[Arksided]

He should tell 'em to get off.