My Dog!

[Voltage]

My dog is named Minton.
Today he ate a shuttlecock.
Bad Minton!

[Patsy33]

Naughty boy! I bet he's noisy too. Did he make a racquet?

[1ozzy]

I called my dog Comere!!

Don't need to shout two words.

[DTCwordfan]

My dog is simply called 'Useless' - folk think I'm calling him Eustace - but, no, it's 'Useless.;

[Capeman]

We call our dog Orpheus because he doesn't Offenbach

[Tilly2]

I call my dog Tilly because she told me that was her name.

[Voltage]

you silly billy tilly xx ;-)

[Shaglene]

I told my dog to sit on the coconut door mat. I said”How does that feel?” The dog said “Ruff”