Sprouts

[Barmaid]

Went away hoping the friend staying here would eat the sprout mountain. Not only did he not eat them he left two further bags of them. There is a limit to how many times I can face sprouts with chestnuts and pancetta so any ideas please?!

[Islay]

Sprout soup with crispy bacon sprinkled on top.
Sprouts gratin
Mix with mash make into cakes fry and serve with eggs

[pastafreak]

Burn them...?
Or...blanch and freeze.
The above would not be my personal choice as I'm of the opinion that sprouts are best fresh.

[jakep]

Local horses or rabbits ;-)

[Islay]

Chicks also love sprouts

[sunny-dave]

Smoothies?

[gness]

So...you've snubbed the necklace idea then.......and as I am not a cooking person how about a huge pyramid.....Ferrero Rocher style....spray with colour to please you.....then lacquer and it'll keep forever?....x

[237SJ]

You could do them like chinese cabbage - stir fry in a little oil, slightly watered down oyster sauce, soy sauce, a bit of garlic and ginger. Could add chili.

[gness]

Just spotted this.....make one, BM and you have sprouts for ammunition and fun.... :-)

[sunny-dave]

https://tinyurl.com/y937keqo

[Barmaid]

Some v helpful and very funny answers. I've just sent him a message to say that I know my cat is a little s** but dumping a shed load of sprouts on me is a particularly unfriendly form of revenge!!!

[gness]

Then it's the sprouts plus catapult in waiting for when he returns.... ;-)

[SlackAlice]

Catapult Operator = Asbo
Reloader = Barmaid
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[woofgang]

bin

[diddlydo]

Compost heap.

[Old_Geezer]

Of course he didn't eat them; they're sprouts !
The puzzle is why he added two further bags of 'em.