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Boozy Feral Pig Steals Beer, Gets Drunk And Starts Fight With A Cow
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I was going to post this in the news section but the story is three years old. It is still amusing.
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I wonder if there's a market for pork pre-marinaded in Castelmaine XXXX ?
So why are you up late again, Susan? Is it the steroid resistant moggy again? And where's your feline avatar gone?
I wonder if there's a market for pork pre-marinaded in Castelmaine XXXX ?
So why are you up late again, Susan? Is it the steroid resistant moggy again? And where's your feline avatar gone?
"boozy feral pig" might have been a good description of me, JD33.
I was attending an international conference at the University of Adelaide, where we had a 'happy hour' (with unlimited free booze) each day. It was meant to be (I think) from 5pm to 6pm but they usually started serving before 4pm and the booze didn't run out until at least 7pm or 8pm. After that, of course, it was necessary to go to the pub.
When I got back to the UK I was meant to write a report about the conference but I struggled to remember much about it ;-)
(I do remember sitting through a 2-hour lecture though, where - like most people there - I'd failed to notice that I should have been in the upper gallery to benefit from the simultaneous translation on offer. Two hours of listening to a lecture delivered in Japanese is an experience I'd rather not repeat!)
I was attending an international conference at the University of Adelaide, where we had a 'happy hour' (with unlimited free booze) each day. It was meant to be (I think) from 5pm to 6pm but they usually started serving before 4pm and the booze didn't run out until at least 7pm or 8pm. After that, of course, it was necessary to go to the pub.
When I got back to the UK I was meant to write a report about the conference but I struggled to remember much about it ;-)
(I do remember sitting through a 2-hour lecture though, where - like most people there - I'd failed to notice that I should have been in the upper gallery to benefit from the simultaneous translation on offer. Two hours of listening to a lecture delivered in Japanese is an experience I'd rather not repeat!)
I haven't got the flu - but it might be one of its cousins.
When my dog died in 2001 I thought that I would get a cat. I thought it through, dogs needed to be walked and cats didn't.
I thought that mean that cats would be easier to look after. I was so wrong - they are demanding and needy and, in Princess Merlin's case, stupid and vicious.... a German Shepherd would have been much simpler to care for.
When my dog died in 2001 I thought that I would get a cat. I thought it through, dogs needed to be walked and cats didn't.
I thought that mean that cats would be easier to look after. I was so wrong - they are demanding and needy and, in Princess Merlin's case, stupid and vicious.... a German Shepherd would have been much simpler to care for.
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