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A couple had only been married for two weeks and the husband, although very much in love, couldn't wait to go out on the town and party with his old buddies.
So, he said to his new wife, "Honey, I'll be right back.
"Where are you going, *** Coo?" asked the wife.
"I'm going to the bar, Pretty Face," he answered. I'm going to have a beer."
The wife said, "You want a beer, my love?"
She opened the door to the refrigerator and showed him twenty five different kinds of beer, brands from twelve different countries: Germany, Holland, Japan, India , etc.
The husband didn't know what to do, and the only thing that he could think of saying was, "Yes, Lollipop, but at the bar, you know they have frozen glasses."
He didn't get to finish the sentence, because the wife interrupted him by saying,
"You want a frozen glass, Puppy Face?" She took a huge beer mug out of the freezer, so frozen that he was getting chills just holding it.
The husband, looking a bit pale, said, "Yes, Tootsie Roll, but at the bar they have those hors d'oeuvres that are really delicious I won't be long. I'll be right back. I promise. OK?"
"You want hors d'oeuvres, Poochie Pooh?"
She opened the oven and took out five dishes of different hors d'oeuvres:
Chicken wings, pigs in blankets, mushroom caps, sushi and little quiches.
"But my sweet honey, at the bar, you know there's swearing, dirty words and all that."
"You want dirty words, Cutie Pie?
Listen up ugly face, sit your backside down. Shut the hell up, drink your beer in your frozen mug and eat your hors d’oeuvres. Because you are not going to any bar. That nonsense is over, got it.
And, they lived happily ever after.
So, he said to his new wife, "Honey, I'll be right back.
"Where are you going, *** Coo?" asked the wife.
"I'm going to the bar, Pretty Face," he answered. I'm going to have a beer."
The wife said, "You want a beer, my love?"
She opened the door to the refrigerator and showed him twenty five different kinds of beer, brands from twelve different countries: Germany, Holland, Japan, India , etc.
The husband didn't know what to do, and the only thing that he could think of saying was, "Yes, Lollipop, but at the bar, you know they have frozen glasses."
He didn't get to finish the sentence, because the wife interrupted him by saying,
"You want a frozen glass, Puppy Face?" She took a huge beer mug out of the freezer, so frozen that he was getting chills just holding it.
The husband, looking a bit pale, said, "Yes, Tootsie Roll, but at the bar they have those hors d'oeuvres that are really delicious I won't be long. I'll be right back. I promise. OK?"
"You want hors d'oeuvres, Poochie Pooh?"
She opened the oven and took out five dishes of different hors d'oeuvres:
Chicken wings, pigs in blankets, mushroom caps, sushi and little quiches.
"But my sweet honey, at the bar, you know there's swearing, dirty words and all that."
"You want dirty words, Cutie Pie?
Listen up ugly face, sit your backside down. Shut the hell up, drink your beer in your frozen mug and eat your hors d’oeuvres. Because you are not going to any bar. That nonsense is over, got it.
And, they lived happily ever after.
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