Valentines Night!

[Voltage]

I’ve just phoned and reserved a table to take the Mrs out on Valentine’s night.

She'll have the right hump, she hates snooker!

[Patsy33]

I can see it all going to pot... ...

[Baldric]

Must have taken some b a l l s to do that Mate.

[Voltage]

When it comes to taking the wife out my hand is always in my pockets!

[Garaman]

She'll see red for sure.

[DTCwordfan]

you mean to say she isn't interested in playing with your cue and balls.

ps - it's chalking the tip that would worry me.

[1ozzy]

It's time you built a bridge Volty.

Before your wife shows her skills with a cannon

[Voltage]

Can't wait until Valentine’s Day!

The Mrs has said she’ll go on top for a change.

I love our bunk beds!

[Patsy33]

Last Valentine's, we were drowned in love.
Our water bed burst!...

[aelmpvw]

very kind of you voltage, she probably deserves a break

[vulcan42]

I think it's time everybody took a nap.

[DTCwordfan]

I do not want to see volty's screw shots.....

[Voltage]

It's ok DTC I don't think I'll be sinking the pink

[Bazile]

She'll probably have your balls re-spotted - in a different location

[Voltage]

Oi bazile don't give her ideas

[Voltage]

I've bought the Mrs a new bag and a new belt for Valentines Day.

She’ll be made up!, the hoover is as good as new now.

[JJ109]

Nobody coulda cues you of being insensitive, but you're going to dyson if you don't watch out.

[Patsy33]

I think it'll be a long time till the dust is settled!

[Bazile]

I think your'e going to need snookers to win her over