Jokes

[arjay]

You know you’re getting old when the candles cost more than the cake.
Bob Hope

He’s so old that when he orders a three-minute egg, they ask for the money up front. George Burns

[bhg481]

He was so small he had to stand on a stool to pick his nose.

[arjay]

Good one bhg481

[Quoi]

i'm so old i remember these jokes from the first time.

[rosyposy]

Me too Quoi, ;o)

[DTCwordfan]

Another Burns' quip: 'When I was a boy the Dead Sea was only sick.'

[Ken4155]

He was such an ugly child, his mother had to tie a bone around his neck so the dog would play with him - Les Dawson.

He was such an ugly baby, his mother used to feed him with a catapult - again, Les Dawson