Plane Flights!

[Voltage]

During plane flights, I get really bad earache!

This year, I've found a solution that'll help.

I've booked my wife's seat ten rows back.

[murraymints]

Step ! ;o/

[Voltage]

Aww not again x

[murraymints]

Aye ..dinnae nae gie me Yer cheek...Step ! Tut...

[Voltage]

Lol left or right cheek ;-)

[murraymints]

Hmmmm... xx

[Voltage]

I know it's a big decision lol

[Patsy33]

Why didn't you just put some earplugs in?...

[Voltage]

No I have headphones on lol

[Patsy33]

I'll hear none of it!

[albaqwerty]

much easier to turn the hearing aids down...

[Voltage]

WHAT WAS THAT!

[albaqwerty]

pardon?

what do you call a gorilla with a banana in one ear and custard in the other?
A trifle deaf.

[Voltage]

gawd help us lol

[Hopkirk]

Yes, but Volty, you booked yourself in last row.

[SlackAlice]

Never had a problem, 'er indoors is in Economy, I'm in Business Class

[Voltage]

Yes, but Volty, you booked yourself in last row.
yes that's where all the action is x

[Shaglene]

Take your new girlfriend instead and leave the wife at home...........