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I opened a new shop selling sponge cakes but sadly the business wasn’t doing well. Customers said they could still taste some soap.
My school is putting on a play based around Burger King. I’m playing a very important roll.
I have just seen an antiques enthusiast asking for a baby’s crib. It must have been Tim Wonnacott
I’ve been stuck outside my house for ages trying to open the front door with chocolate. People keep telling me “use Yorkies”, but it’s hopeless.
I overheard two people talking about a statue of an Aztec god. I think it was just idol gossip.
My neighbour and I are having an argument. Every time he sees me he throws mud clods. I will win because he’s already losing ground.
My phone rang today, but when I picked it up, all I could hear from the other end was someone shouting; “Ice cube, snow, blizzard, air conditioning” I hate cold callers.
I worked as a kiln operator for a few weeks. But I ended up getting fired.
I have a Scottish Carp in my pond, It’s the real McKoi.
I came home from work last night to find a copper rooting through my CD rack. Turns out we’d been burgled and he was just looking for Prince.
My school is putting on a play based around Burger King. I’m playing a very important roll.
I have just seen an antiques enthusiast asking for a baby’s crib. It must have been Tim Wonnacott
I’ve been stuck outside my house for ages trying to open the front door with chocolate. People keep telling me “use Yorkies”, but it’s hopeless.
I overheard two people talking about a statue of an Aztec god. I think it was just idol gossip.
My neighbour and I are having an argument. Every time he sees me he throws mud clods. I will win because he’s already losing ground.
My phone rang today, but when I picked it up, all I could hear from the other end was someone shouting; “Ice cube, snow, blizzard, air conditioning” I hate cold callers.
I worked as a kiln operator for a few weeks. But I ended up getting fired.
I have a Scottish Carp in my pond, It’s the real McKoi.
I came home from work last night to find a copper rooting through my CD rack. Turns out we’d been burgled and he was just looking for Prince.
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