Shouldn’T Laugh But....

[Smowball]

Well My daughters friend was in a hurry doing little ones packed lunch for nursery so she told the little girl to grab a frozen juice from freezer ( so it would defrost by lunchtime) and put in in the lunch box. She gets a call from the school mid day - the girl had grabbed a frozen vodka daiquiri cocktail by mistake! the dinner lady spotted it just as she was about to drink it!

[bednobs]

that sounds like just the sort of thing i might do. We had the packed lunch inspectors at my daughter's nursery and general notes would quite often come home to everyone. They even said you couldnt have sugary treats in the car on the way/way back

[Smowball]

I mean I know it’s bad she could have drank it but can you imagine the mums horror lol

[bednobs]

she wouldnt have drunk it - she' have tasted a bit and gone ""eeewwww"

[ummmm]

That made me laugh.

[Smowball]

I actually laughed out loud lol

[Mamyalynne]

Oh yes, could imagine that happening to me too - plus , joy of joys they always write about this stuff in their school diaries.

I used to cringe.

[Jackdaw33]

Way, way back in 1957 (I was 8) I was on a flight from Dublin to Newcastle. The stewardess came round with the drinks list. There was a word that I had never seen before so I said, "I'll have one of those". It was Benedictine. It was gently explained to me that it was a drink for grown-ups only, not little boys.

[Smowball]

Lol!

[Smowball]

I read the other day that a woman went to her daughters parents evening and th teacher showed her a drawing of ‘mummy Poorly’ with the picture showing mummy in bed and a sick bowl on the floor. The teacher, keeping a straight face had asked what was wrong with mummy and the girl said oh daddy said Mummy drank too much of her special juice last night. (She had gone out with friends and had a raging hangover lol!)

[ummmm]

HaHa...That was aired on This Morning. Made me laugh.

[horselady]

Oh don't they just love to write about these things. Many moons ago when mine were little I read that "mummy goes round the pubs" (I was a rep for a drinks company) and another time "my uncle Dave is in prison" (my brother was a prison officer)

[snags]

http://metro.co.uk/2017/03/24/this-mum-accidentally-sent-her-kid-to-school-with-vodka-for-lunch-instead-of-juice-6530850/

[andres]

Why on earth are the drinks manufacturers being allowed to put alcohol in such attractive packaging?Thank goodness the dinner lady spotted it otherwise you might not be laughing .

[Smowball]

Snags - not so uncommon then lol. And I know what you mean Andres.