My Boyfriend

marval | 22:20 Mon 30th Apr 2018 | Jokes

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My New Zealand boyfriend said that he was falling in love with my rubbish puns, so I asked him to maori me.

When Life gives you lemons, be grateful for the gift from your unusually named grocer.

The lonely woman’s shopping list Wine, Ice Cream and Batteries.

Shakespeare told his friend, “I am going to stop writing plays, I am going to concentrate on poetry instead. His friend said, “You are just going from bard to verse.”

I have just started work at the glue factory and already I am starting to bond with my workmates.

When my boiler broke, I got a man out. I don’t know how he got in there in the first place.

The other day, my friend asked me what I thought of Internet Message boards.
I said I am all Forum.

I just had to shut down my new restaurant ‘The Broth’. I hired too many cooks and it spoilt it.

Let me tell you the joke about the dress that didn’t fit. It won’t take long, I shortened it.

I pulled a muscle the other night when I thought to myself, “I seriously need to stop dating sea creatures!”