World Naked Gardening Day

[Chipchopper]

With 'the world naked gardening day', coming up at this weekend, the BBC have been inundated by viewers of gardeners world, asking.....
Will Monty Don, be doing the full monty, to mark the event ?

[Voltage]

and more to the point will minty be cutting the grass naked again this year??

[Baldric]

Now that is one scary idea.

[Baldric]

Monty not ^^^ Minty

[Chipchopper]

The closest I got was going behind the shed for a leek...

[Chipchopper]

I think I'd sooner see Minty Don!

[vulcan42]

Sorry to disappoint you, Gardeners World isn't on this week, it's being replaced by snooker.

[Hopkirk]

Watch those rose bushes, you know what you get from them.

[Chipchopper]

Snooker Doh, what a load of....

[murraymints]

MOI ??? up here ?? nae chance ! lol

[Shaglene]

Be careful of the nettles............

[murraymints]

EEK !

[Patsy33]

Poor Monty Don. He might give it a go, but I don't think he will stick it out for long in this cold weather!

[DTCwordfan]

On cue, vulcan comes out with the ball-crusher....now I would have thought that was more volty's table and territory but then minty has him framed.

Pocket billiards for him and most of us men. And be careful of shaggy's nettles and no doubt patsy has some untoward comments....

Many of us now need a rest.

Thank you.

[murraymints]

EEK ..you bein' roooood DT ? ;0)

[DTCwordfan]

no way, minty......the snooker/garden puns are .....delish and probably I have gone to pot - but give us a break.

[DTCwordfan]

and better than an in-off.....

[murraymints]

GULP !! Hail Mary... ;0) x