Camels

[maggiebee]

Two camels are standing having a chat.

Camel 1 - Why have we got such large splayed feet?
Camel 2 - That's to stop us sinking in the sand in the desert.

Camel 1 - Why have we got a hump on our backs?
Camel 2 - That's to store water so we can travel long distances without having to drink.

Camel 1 - Why do we have such long eyelashes?
Camel 2 - That's to keep the sand out of our eyes during a sandstorm.

Camel 1 - Why the h*** are we standing here in Edinburgh Zoo then?

[Voltage]

Lol

[Patsy33]

It's a mirage! Lol...

[Arksided]

Camels ones got the hump.

[hereIam]

That made me say 'awww' at the end ...

[Patsy33]

Aww, I bet they could spit!....

[marval]

lol

[Voltage]

The elephant asked the camel: "Why do you have your breasts on your back?" The camel clearly irritated by the outrage of modesty replies: "What a silly question from someone who has a dick on his face." 

[Arksided]

...and the Baboon couldn't be ****d and cheekily walked away.

[Patsy33]

Camel! Toe the line!

[Arksided]

You didn't knick-er joke did you.