Last Night

[marval]

Last night in the pub someone spiked my drink with anesthetic I think it was a local.

I have just been to see a film called The Contortionist It had an unbelievable twist at the end.

I was at the hospital this morning giving blood. I met this really nice man but he wasn’t my type.

Newcastle are to get a new crime drama TV series. It’s called CS:YI

I was playing Chess all day yesterday. When it got to half past twelve at night I thought, I had better make a move.

I saw an elaborate sketch of some money in an art gallery. I think it was over drawn.

A sharp rise in flu has been reported by chimney sweeps.

I just got asked if I wanted to invest in a business selling raisins. I said, “Fine, take it from my current account.”

I went big game hunting last weekend, I managed to get a giant Monopoly board.

My friend is fighting a map, he’s lost.

[Patsy33]

Brilliant ones again Marval! :-)

[marval]

Thank you Patsy

[Shaglene]

Short and sweet.............