Mixed Up

[Chipchopper]

I just can't understand how some people get their words mixed up, after all its hardly rocket surgery!

[Fanriffic]

Exactly, I've just done that and the bruise will show in the morning.

Girlfriend just came back from the hairdressers with a new hair style and I said, "Looks nice, it takes days off you."
I meant to say, "it takes years off you."

[jno]

true, I meant to say "When I look into your eyes, time stands still" but it came out as "Your face would stop a clock".

It's not rocket salad.

[DTCwordfan]

"When I look into your eyes, I may as well be staring at the kitchen sink."

[Arksided]

'Your smile is like a picture that paints a thousand words, like watching paint dry'