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Voltage | 09:52 Thu 19th Jul 2018 | Jokes
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If the wife ever pulls a knife out on you during an argument, pull out some bread, butter and cheese.

Her instincts will kick in and she'll make you a sandwich.
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She'll probably knock up a Ploughman too ...
09:55 Thu 19th Jul 2018
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Yeah right Volty, a sandwich featuring Bush Oysters

;-/
09:56 Thu 19th Jul 2018
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Lol
09:56 Thu 19th Jul 2018
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Yeah, a knuckle sandwich....
10:01 Thu 19th Jul 2018
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You're Brown bread M8!
10:03 Thu 19th Jul 2018
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Balders ..crumbs! ;-)
10:07 Thu 19th Jul 2018
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I'm sure she will cut it in half for you!
10:13 Thu 19th Jul 2018
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It's ok all..Mrs volty doesn't know where the kitchen is ..lol
10:14 Thu 19th Jul 2018
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Or she'll make you toast.
21:19 Thu 19th Jul 2018

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