My Partner

[marval]

My partner asked me if I fancied some role play last night. Afterwards we juggled with baguettes.

Yesterday I rode my bike twice, I guess that makes me a recycler.

Last week my car broke down, so I gave it a cuddle and told it everything would be okay. It still won’t start.

I wonder if the first person that spotted a puma realised that they had invented the leopard.

I went to a University Challenge-themed restaurant. I thought the mains were a bit pricey at twenty five pounds each so I just got a starter for ten.

Don’t you just hate it when someone borrows your pen, then they forget to give it back and you lose all your pigs.

I always like to keep a bat under my bed. Just in case someone wants to come along and film a nature programme.

I keep finding notes around my house. They don’t say who they are from they are just signed ‘E’. I have no idea who it is; I guess it is just a Mr.E.

Scientists announced that they’ve developed a gun that fires insults instead of bullets. It is called a ‘sod-off shotgun’.

My partner wrote to me saying he is breaking up with me and now living in the capital of the province of Burgundy. It was a Dijon letter.

[maggiebee]

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[Patsy33]

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