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BANANASPLITS | 14:54 Thu 13th Sep 2018 | Jokes
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Son: "Dad I've got a part in the school play. I play a man who's been married 25 years."

Dad: "never mind son Maybe next time you'll get a speaking part."
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haha, some people are considered fools.. i end up speaking and prove it
I’ll drink to that spath I have said it many times.
We may be in the same boat... Either way at least we're drunk ay ;)
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There is no fool like an old fool..I should know!
"poor old fool", thought the well-dressed gentleman as he watched an old man fish in a puddle outside a pub.

The well dressed man invited the old man inside for a drink

As they sipped their whiskeys, the gentleman thought he'd humour the old man and asked, "So how many have you caught today?".

The old man replied, "you're the eighth".
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Lol good one
That's what the well dressed man thought ;)

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