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Glass Half Empty Or Half Full

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retrocop | 00:52 Sun 30th Sep 2018 | Jokes
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It doesn't matter if the glass is half empty or half full. There's clearly room for more wine.


A man enters a store and says: "15 litres of wine please." "Did you bring a container for this? " "You're speaking to it."


It was the kindergarten teachers birthday and the students decided that they would each buy their teacher a gift. The first student, whose parents own a florist shop, gave her a present. She held it and said "I guess that it is flowers". "How did you guess?" asked the little boy. She laughed and thanked him. The second student, whose parents own a candy store, gave her a present. She held it and said, "I guess that is some candy." "How did you guess?" asked the little boy. She again laughed and thanked him also. The third student, whose parents own a bottle shop, gave her a box which was leaking. The teacher touched the liquid with her finger and tasted it. "Mmmmm is it wine?" she asked. "No," said the little girl. So she tasted it again. "Is it champagne?" she asked. "Noooo," replied the little girl, "It's a puppy."
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It looks as if you have hit the bottle............
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Ugghhh! Did it not oc-cur to her?!...

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