At The Restaurant....

[BANANASPLITS]

So, me and the wife walked into a restaurant last night.
"Hi, is our table ready?"
"No, not yet sir. Do you mind waiting?"
"No, that's okay."
"Great, can you take these plates to table six then please."

[retrocop]

Hope you have enough money or you will be washing the dishes as well. :-)

[BANANASPLITS]

I had my trainers on for a fast getaway

[retrocop]

If you have no dosh in a restaurant it will be a fast.:-)

[Hopkirk]

I've got a tip for you, go somewhere else.

[Tilly2]

Did you get a tip?

[retrocop]

Maurice and Sadie are out eating in the Angus Steakhouse restaurant. Whilst Maurice is eating his grilled steak and chips, the waiter comes over to him and asks, "Is everything OK, sir?"
"Well," replies Maurice, "I asked for my steak to be rare, and it was well done."
"Thank you sir," says the waiter, "we always aim to please."

[BANANASPLITS]

Yes tilly...dont eat the fish x

[Patsy33]

Lol!

[zebo]

As kids we went to a newly opened holiday camp in Rhyl and Dad came back from the Office saying We have to make our own beds. It was literal, a bit of an IKEA job!