Cheddar

[Bazile]

I was walking down the road the other day ; when a woman threw a slab of cheese at me

''That wasn't mature '' !!! - i told her

[mallyh]

that takes the biscuit x

[Mamyalynne]

Your Brie encounter of the day?

[Patsy33]

I bet that grated!...

[Tilly2]

I bet she grinned like a Cheshire cat.

[retrocop]

What did you throw that Rock For ?

[marval]

I hope she threw it very Caerphilly.

[Mamyalynne]

When I were a lass you couldn't guy cheese - you gruyere own.

[Mamyalynne]

Couldn't buy it either.

[goodgoalie]

Someone threw a container of Omega-3 tablets at me today. I wasn't badly hurt - it was just a super fish oil injury.

[Zacs-Master]

Was it Gorge eous?

[shoota]

I speak from age....
Edam is made backwards....

[Patsy33]

That was whey out of order!..

[shoota]

I bought a jar of preserve, it went very quickly.
It was Le Mans cheese...

[tonyav]

You should have sent her to Coventry or some other Cathedral City for that.

[Patsy33]

It's just oc-curd to me, she must have been really cheesed off with you!..

[BANANASPLITS]

Someone threw a yoghurt at me ..I thought how dairy!

[zebo]

When Trump goes out for a pizza the waiter gives him a lump of parmesan and tells him Make America Grate AGain.