"and If There's Anyone At Home Who Can Get The Internet Here's Our Address."

[sandyRoe]

A shopkeeper said that to me today. Even if he thought me too old to be a silver surfer could he have been a bit more diplomatic and not said it?

[aelmpvw]

at least he didn't say at 'the home'

[-Talbot-]

Did he say it in a loudish voice too?

[Old_Geezer]

Probably thought your mobile was on O2

[Togo]

You should have told him to "hack off" Sandy. (^_*)

[anneasquith]

You should have kicked his shins and ran away taking your zimmer with you Sandy. ( the free mobility bus will drop you at your house ) :-)

[Buenchico]

I'd love to be there when the person in the shop says that to 63-year-old Sir Tim Berners Lee ;-)

[1ozzy]

Food shop Sandy?

If so you can now be their spam supplier

[Canary42]

That's sooooo amusing. Yes, and undiplomatic.

He's probably suffered abuse in the past from various "elderly" characters when making a wrong assumption they had internet access that he swung completely the other way.